You already know Della’s name—even her secret middle name. But what other names did we consider while she was, as pictured, in utero? Some doozies! Keep in mind, we didn’t know if she would be of the fair or unfair sex.

Alfred Utah: Alfie for short.

George Junius

Althea Oregon*: Althea of Grateful Dead fame. (*Steve never gave “Oregon” respectful consideration.)

George Michael: Again, Steve wouldn’t entertain this idea. Not, surprisingly, because of the gay ’80s pop star, but because of the late local sports news anchor of the same name.