Della and George were concerned about reports of tornadoes in the DC Metro Area on Wednesday evening. They had a lot of questions. The next morning Della said, tornadoes don’t come in the mornings, right? I said, if a tornado is coming, they’ll tell us, meaning the news guys will tell us. The tornadoes will tell us if they’re coming, Della told Steve. I said, no, tornadoes don’t tell us anything. They’re not alive. Oh, she said, like zombies!

Meanwhile, George is pretty clear about how tornadoes are basically the same as Bad Bad Wolves.

I’m trying to think of something funny to say about the purple bath water here…