George’s version: Mary Poopins and Mary Peeins were friends. Mary Poopins pooped on Mommy’s head. And then Mary Peeins peed on Della’s head like a squirting water bottle. Then Mary Poop Buttins pooped butts on Della’s head.
Della’s version: Once upon a time there was a little boy named Mary Poopins. And one night he said, “Hey Georgie, can I poop on your head?” And George said yes.