George: Me and Della are playing baby costume party, and I’m the pet bald eagle, and she’s the mommy fairy.

Della (scribbling in a composition book): I’m studying for kindergarten so things won’t be CRAZY when I get there.

George (tearfully, after bonking heads with Della): If only my head weren’t so big, this would never happen!

Della: George, when I go to kindergarten, I’m going to have homework, and you better not disturb me!

George (looking for something): I’m looking for the Internet.