George: Me and Della are playing baby costume party, and I’m the pet bald eagle, and she’s the mommy fairy.


Della (scribbling in a composition book): I’m studying for kindergarten so things won’t be CRAZY when I get there.


George (tearfully, after bonking heads with Della): If only my head weren’t so big, this would never happen!


Della: George, when I go to kindergarten, I’m going to have homework, and you better not disturb me!


George (looking for something): I’m looking for the Internet.



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