George: Dirt can’t hurt you. Only sharp things can hurt you.
According to George, these are the four basic shapes: “arrow, rainbow, key, wine glass.”
Me: Stop touching my breasts.
Me: They’re my private parts.
George: They are not. Do they shoot pee out of them?
George: Then they’re not. Milk is not private.
George: It seems like you’re hiding something from me, Daddy.
George got the manual out of the Honda and said, I just want to look at this and learn things for when me and Della are teenagers and get our driver’s license.
George: You don’t know when I need to go potty because my penis is not attached to your body.
Della: Zero is the smallest number.
George: Yeah, zero is the baby!
George: But Della, listen to what I am supposing…